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Merch Girls

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They all said she's just another groupie SLUT

*Profile*

LOOKING FOR: a good time in a dark alley

FOR: sex

ARMY POINTS: 666

GENDER: GIRL

LOCATION: California

HOMETOWN: Sonora

SIGN: Libra

OCCUPATION: Merch Girl/ Student

WHY IM AN MG: because I was "the one".

STATS: Heartbreaker

BODY MODS: Lip and Navel... tongue and tatoos on the way.

FAVORITE BANDS: Murder City Devils, The Blood Brothers, The Distillers, Against Me, Nirvana, Taking Back Sunday, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Used, Anti-Flag, epilogue, The shocker, Coldplay, Factory Seconds, Some Girls, Modest Mouse, Phantom Planet, Phonetap Noir,At the drive in, afi, transplants,love=death,ima robot, the sun,the alkaline trio, sex pistols, the clash,tigar army, weezer

FAVORITE FILMS: The Crow. The Last Unicorn. Batman. Little Mermaid. LOTR. El mariachi. desperado. once upon a time in mexico.Shawn of the dead. Resident evil2. Dawn of the dead.

FAVORITE BOOKS: Lord of the rings... anything that makes me learn

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: i don't have actual tv. i usually only watch movies, but i would watch nip/tuck and gilmore girls

FAVORITE ARTISTS: Mark Ryden. Aaron Kraten. Eric White. Tyson Mcadoo.natalie dee.

VICES: being short and kicked around

CURRENT CRUSH: angelina jolie

INTO: smiles and smile lines. screaming children. bloody kisses. biting. laughing. good times. friends. liking a little girl cheerleader named allison.

MOST HUMBLING MOMENT: pish posh halloween ball Saturday October 30, 2004...

5 ITEMS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: friends.music.bam bam.make-up.boys

MAKES ME HAPPY: when boys cry. people being murdered. blood. killing ugly cats named arnold.

MAKES ME SAD: ugly people. modest mouse. thought of hurting boys. fat basket ball players. stupid lame people.

GETS ME HOT: Smile lines. screaming boys.

*About Me*

I really don't enjoy talking about myself... but since i must.... i like plotting to kill old people.. that is one of my main joys.. some others are friends, music, art, photography... but i really hate old people i think that they should all die and be turned into crackers; everyone should check out the movie Soylent Green its what will hopfully happen to all the old people. My life is pretty boring unless i'm hanging out with my friends. i'm a parnoid schizophrenic and i hallucinate a lot.. i think that is a fall back.. i also think the world is ending so i don't really care what i say or do.. i'm pretty much in a state of" i don't give a fuck" and i have little to no feelings what so ever about dating or emotions.. i will say the most fucked up things just so i can laugh. i prefer hanging out with boys because not only am i a slut but i hate shitty games girls like to play. when you first meet me you probably will think i'm very unattractive and annoying but i kind of grow on you like herpes. Bam Bam and i are going to be famous so watch out Bitches. p.s i like long walks in dark alleys and the smell of death.

*Merch Girl Life*

I was chosen to be a Merch Girl by Bam Bam and the wonderful band Factory Seconds... I've wanted to be a Merch girl for some time now and I'm so lucky and blessed that I got the job... I really enjoy meeting new people at shows and this is a really good way to do so. Merch Girls and The Doors are the muscles of the show. we push merch so hard, it is really beautiful. we do whatever it takes[ whatever]. it's a hard job but someone's got to do it... and we are the Girls for the job.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED... bitches

"Keep It Trashy™"